Quick Friday Six-Pack...
1) Favre to the Jets? Please. Make this happen. Anything so that this stupid story will die. I couldn't hate the Jets anymore right now anyways.
2) Bonds to the Yankees? See above. Although the site of that juicer in pinstripes might make my eyes bleed.
3) McCain to the retirement home? The next factually accurate thing this chump says will be the first in quite some time. Obama-media lovefest? Certainly. But McCain should be grateful for this, because if he were getting more camera time, people might notice that he's completely senile and out of touch with reality. The debates should be fantastic.
4) WNBA to the front page? While were on the subject of people I hate, let's throw Rick Mahorn and Bill Laimbeer into the mix. These two coach a team that got into a brawl? Shocking. Mahorn should be suspended for life for the crap he pulled. Peacemaker my ass.
5) Manny to the nuthouse? Don't we go through this every year? Why does this surprise anyone/make news anymore? Papi's back; everything's gonna be fine. I'm pushing for JD Drew to slide into the 5-hole, but looks like Lowell might stick it out there, which is ok. Personally, I'd go Pedroia-Youk-Papi-Manny-Drew-Lowell-Lowrie-Tek-(Ellsbury/Crisp).
6) Pats to Training Camp? Let the healing begin.
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Pat's Training Camp for healing? I only see that unless 200+ pills of Oxycontin are going to help..
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