In the name of National Secur.... err perhaps not

Here at the Jug Band, we've never been huge fans of New York Metro teams... and it seems like the Yankees, in the thrust of some serious Security Theater have been called out by the Post (h/t to King Kaufman @ Salon):

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07232008/news/regionalnews/burned_yanks_see_light_and_ok_sunblock_121153.htm